The Socialist Commonwealth of Alogiada is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dænæil Kæsíìuđæ with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.523 billion Alogiadani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ækaíìsi. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alogi economy, worth 197 trillion Zais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,773 Zais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The doctor has cold hands, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Dænæil Kæsíìuđæ, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alogiada's national animal is the Alogiadan Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Austronesian Christianity.

Alogiada is ranked 168,915^th in the world and 3,687^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 157.55 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.