The People's Republic of Shtit is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bob The Builder with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.412 billion Shtitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shtitese economy, worth 473 trillion Rallods a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,247 Rallods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shtit's national animal is the Screaming Hairy Frogling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sleepism.

Shtit is ranked 120,546^th in the world and 2,517^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,089.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.