The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.7 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 298 trillion helenówkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,613 helenówkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Adziolandia as a reminder of their "special relationship", broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adziolandia is ranked 127,462^nd in the world and 2,699^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 893.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.