The Dictatorship of No right s is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Warden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.45 billion Prisoners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jail. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.5%.

The powerhouse Prisoner economy, worth 312 trillion Fcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,250 Fcks, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Warden signs the laws but abides by none of them, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No right s's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

No right s is ranked 43,921^st in the world and 90^th in The Wellspring for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,478.3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.