The Land of of Turpotia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by 💫⛩️ Daiki Mysdeariae⛩️💫 with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.042 billion Turpotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toyotaville. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Turpotian economy, worth 969 trillion Dirban Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,515 Dirban Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turpotia's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yen Starren.

Turpotia is ranked 283,599^th in the world and 704^th in The Wellspring for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.96 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.