The Dictatorship of Maharlika Dictat is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Agnosia Prakita with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.822 billion Maharlikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baronganong. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Maharlika Dictatian economy, worth 450 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,680 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Rump Diet" is all the rage, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Maharlika Dictatian as 'your finger, you fool', and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maharlika Dictat's national animal is the Gun Devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maharlika Dictat is ranked 14,778^th in the world and 5^th in Cult of Thalmoria for Most Patriotic, with 54.51 flags saluted per person per day.