The United States of Chad4437457345875353 is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chad Smith with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.773 billion Chad487s enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chadistan. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chad4437457345875353ian economy, worth 574 trillion Sheckels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,263 Sheckels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Chad Smith's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chad4437457345875353's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chad4437457345875353 is ranked 277,158^th in the world and 20^th in Cult of Thalmoria for Most Primitive, scoring -301.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.