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Bear connors paradiso wrote:Learn from your parents mistakes - use a glove to get the love.

Well yeah, bold of you to assume that's even possible for me.

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and The left kuomintang

The left kuomintang

Good Morning TSP

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and Rotenaplistan

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Shangyuen wrote:Cool. I got ripped off by a convenance store.

*Completely doesn't understand what you said*

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, The left kuomintang, and 1 otherGnns

Tahrik wrote:Why did my Recreational Drug Use rising up?
Can someone explain

Did you solve an issue?

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, Rotenaplistan, and 1 otherThe left kuomintang

Gnns wrote:Did you solve an issue?

No, and also when i trying to increase my civil rights my Drug Use also increase

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 2 othersThe left kuomintang, and Gnns

The left kuomintang

Shangyuen wrote:Cool. I got ripped off by a convenance store.

Unfortunate

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and Rotenaplistan

Saint Cinder wrote:Ah but you see i'm not like other crazy religious crusaders, i'm like the Ikko Ikki: I follow your gods and emperor... but mostly the moon goddess. Your emperor can be... misleading.. so to speak but we do ultimately recognize his ultimate authority on the matter! Like Amerion and his dear papa, we take care of the temples while he runs off doing amerion things

And while I do show myself in the Western Attire befitting of a papal emessary I shall kindly remind you we also follow more eastern religions The Chinese Eggman from the glorious The second qing dynasty is a lovely example of a great religion to follow!

So in summery, I am here to be your moral priest reminding you to that on October 27th is national mother-in-law day or better yet National American Beer day! Then throwing the fire and brimstone conversion at you.

This we would gladly embrace in our Empire. Hmmm, beer.

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, Saint Cinder, and 1 otherThe left kuomintang

The left kuomintang

Saint Cinder wrote:Ah but you see i'm not like other crazy religious crusaders, i'm like the Ikko Ikki: I follow your gods and emperor... but mostly the moon goddess. Your emperor can be... misleading.. so to speak but we do ultimately recognize his ultimate authority on the matter! Like Amerion and his dear papa, we take care of the temples while he runs off doing amerion things

And while I do show myself in the Western Attire befitting of a papal emessary I shall kindly remind you we also follow more eastern religions The Chinese Eggman from the glorious The second qing dynasty is a lovely example of a great religion to follow!

So in summery, I am here to be your moral priest reminding you to that on October 27th is national mother-in-law day or better yet National American Beer day! Then throwing the fire and brimstone conversion at you.

Wait a minute three principles of the poeple BUT YOUR MONARCHIST...... AHHHHh

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, Saint Cinder, and 1 otherRotenaplistan

Kowloonball

The left kuomintang wrote:Wait a minute three principles of the poeple BUT YOUR MONARCHIST...... AHHHHh

You can have a constitutional monarchy lol
(Edit: just like me)

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and The left kuomintang

Bear connors paradiso

Cohuila Y Tejas wrote:Well yeah, bold of you to assume that's even possible for me.

There are a multitude of ways this can be interpreted, but you can use a glove no matter if you have hands or not.

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 1 otherThe left kuomintang

Sunshine lakes

I am simply a nation of peace, freedom and otters. I do not want war, I just want to be friends. Anyway come dance in the sunshine with me!

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 3 othersRotenaplistan, Moaning Lisa, and The left kuomintang

The left kuomintang

Kowloonball wrote:You can have a constitutional monarchy lol
(Edit: just like me)

Oh yeah, perhaps

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Rotenaplistan

Sunshine lakes wrote:I am simply a nation of peace, freedom and otters. I do not want war, I just want to be friends. Anyway come dance in the sunshine with me!

Here, have some weapons.

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Rotenaplistan, and 1 otherThe left kuomintang

Bear connors paradiso wrote:There are a multitude of ways this can be interpreted, but you can use a glove no matter if you have hands or not.

To rephrase myself, the very fabric in which the universe was created prevents me from having genuine social interaction with any female.

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and Rotenaplistan

The left kuomintang

Oh by the way when does Z-day begin?
(Cause I want to get ready)

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Shangyuen

692 missed RMB posts, eh?
If y'all really want to have spammy conversations, you should join the regional Discord server; that would be much better.
Especially you, Uzkrain socialist republic.
https://discord.gg/qEjy2uG
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Uzkrain socialist republic
You have double posted multiple times, which is illegal on the TSP RMB. Please do read the guide on RMB rules.

RMB Rules and Etiquette

by The tsp local council

Hello! Welcome to the South Pacific, and its regional message board, or RMB! It is a vibrant, active place where people from all around the world can hang out and talk. It is the region's primary place of communication, and is open to all types of conversations, debates, and overall fun. However, without some form of rules, the RMB would be a wild, annoying, and downright un-enjoyable place. And so, due to this, rules must be laid down and enforced. These are important to protect everyone's safety, dignity, and sanity. So we all ask that you please take the time to read the following rules, and try your hardest to follow them. Remember, there are consequences for breaking the rules.

Note: The “Fundamental Rule” portion of each guideline is meant as a summary of the rule. The official text of the rule may be found in the “Details” spoiler.

Breaking these rules can result in consequences including warnings, post suppressions, and in the the case of repeated or serious infractions, ejection and banning from the region. The full, detailed Local Council Standard Moderation Policy, which specifies the exact consequences for various levels of rule-breaking, can be found here.

And so, after much introduction, here are your RMB Rules:

1. Say Neigh to Spam

Fundamental Rule: Don't spam. Spamming is bad. It is the first rule for a reason.

Details:
Spamming on the RMB is not allowed at all, under any circumstances. Spamming is probably best described as a post that is meaningless and/or unnecessary— for example, a post that repeats the same thing multiple times, a lone emoji or image, multiple posts of the same thing, or a series of posts that have no apparent meaning. It does not matter what your intent is— if your post(s) fits the above definition, it is considered spam and will be dealt with accordingly.

2. English is our Mane Language

Fundamental Rule: Posts on the Regional Message Board must be in English, or include an English translation.

Details:
We understand that many of you come from backgrounds where English is not your main language, as players come from all around the world. However, to avoid confusion among people who don't speak your language, we sincerely ask that you post in English only, for ease of communication.

Remember, there are tools like LinkGoogle Translate to help you. If you speak in another language, please add a translation to English in the same post. Posts with English translations will not be suppressed. For the avoidance of doubt, English means Modern English and not backwards English.

3. Keep Our Region Stable

Fundamental Rule: Don’t ask for people to endorse you on the Regional Message Board. Don’t ask for people to move to another region.

Details:
Asking for endorsements on the RMB is not allowed at all, under any circumstances. Ever. Permissions are only made if the requester is a member of the Council on Regional Security, the Coral Guard, or the Delegate seeking to increase endorsement counts for the purposes of promoting regional security.

If you want to receive and give more endorsements, get involved in the Southern World Assembly Initiative, TSP’s endorsement program.

Similarly, recruiting, or telling people to move to another region, is also not allowed. You may not ask people to join your region on the RMB, whether you are also a South Pacifican citizen yourself or not.

4. So a Horse walks into a bar ...

Fundamental Rule: Roleplay on the Regional Message Board, but do not break any other rules. If you're feeling nice or your roleplay is a bit niche or particularly nation driven, please consider taking your roleplaying to Knowhere.

Details:
It's all legal! As long as it complies with the rules. Specifically; remember to keep your roleplays appropriate (as stated in rule IX). The LC has reached a general conclusion on what is appropriate, and if your roleplay does not fit within those boundaries, it will be stopped. So, excessive display of affection, sexually-suggesting roleplay, and the like, are not allowed at all.

Similarly, do not clog the RMB with your roleplay. If you feel it has been going on for a while, either take it to a roleplay region, or cease it all together. Otherwise, it may be interfered with. When the board is dominated by roleplay, it becomes hard for everyone else to communicate with each-other, thanks to the overabundance of posts completely unrelated to what they are doing.

But other than those things, feel free to roleplay to your heart's content!

5. Hold your Horses

Fundamental Rule: Don’t post on the Regional Message Board three times or more in a row.

Details:
Triple posting, or posting three posts in a row, is considered illegal, as are any other number of posts more than two in a row. All posts after the initial two post will be suppressed. If one hour has passed without another post on the RMB a single third post will be allowed

6. Keep your nose in your own feedbag

Fundamental Rule: Don’t reveal other players’ personal information.

Details:
It is not permitted to post or otherwise share another player's personally-identifying information (i.e. social media accounts, IP addresses, postal addresses, E-mail addresses, telephone numbers, etc.), and neither is it permitted to post or share information that may not be identifying but is nonetheless of a personal nature (i.e. medical history, relationship status, etc.). The only exception is if the player in question has shared that information themselves and does not mind its dissemination (this sharing or statement of permission must be publically viewable).

Making a claim of serious out-of-character misconduct (e.g. bullying, harassment, sexual harassment, etc.) against someone else, without providing evidence to moderation/administration, is considered malicious harassment, and will be dealt with accordingly. This rule applies to the TSP forum and discord as well.

7. Get Off Your High Horse

Fundamental Rule: Trolling, baiting or flaming of others is not allowed under any circumstances.

Details:
Trolling is defined as starting quarrels or upsetting people by posting inflammatory and digressive, extraneous, or off-topic messages with the intent of provoking other nations into displaying emotional responses. Baiting is similar to trolling, and is defined as posting with the aim of angering someone indirectly, directed at a specific person. Flaming is defined as posting insults or other verbal and often personal attacks on other nations. Erudite slams while maintaining a veneer of politeness can also be considered flaming. All three of these are banned under all circumstances.

This is an extension of a simple policy of respect. What may seem like good natured fun to you could be trolling to someone else, and if they tell you to stop, do so.
We can and will warn, suppress, and even ban you, as well as record the incident. In severe cases the NationStates Moderators will be contacted, and puppets will not hide your IP address from them.

8. You Canter Break Site Rules

Fundamental Rule: No matter where you are in NationStates, the rules for the game still apply.

Details:
TSP is a part of NationStates, and as such, you must follow the rules of the game as a whole at all times. Breaking the game rules will land you in trouble with both the regional officers and NationStates site moderation. See the link below for the list of rules and a quick FAQ page for more details on the game rules.

NationStates Rules

NationStates FAQ

9. Mind Your Dam Manners

Fundamental Rule: Don’t post anything that would not be allowed in a PG-13 movie.

Details:
Excessive swearing, explicit, suggestive, or excessively violent messages, sexual references, and other such things will be suppressed on sight, and the NationStates site moderators can and will be called to get involved in serious cases. Excessive displays of personal affection (e.g. suggestive roleplayed snuggling, nuzzling, kissing, licking and so on) is also considered inappropriate and will be suppressed accordingly.

Mild swearing may be tolerated, mild sexuality may be at the very most hinted, but explicit or excessive versions of either or both will result in moderation intervention, both from the Local Council and potentially from NationStates site moderators. Derogatory terms are disallowed, and all swearing must abide by all other rules, particularly those about respecting others.

10. Straight from the horse’s mouth

Fundamental Rule: Do not edit someone's post in a malicious way or repost offensive content.

Details:
It is illegal to edit what someone else has written when quoting it in order to make it seem like they expressed a view which they didn’t. Quote-editing should be avoided even for comic effect.

When you are responding to someone's post, please quote their post (by pressing the "quote" button), as it makes it less confusing and will alert them to your post.

When quoting an offensive post, delete the content of the post and replace it with "-snip-". Doing so makes the administrators’ jobs much easier.

When quoting long posts, please cut the post down to the particular parts you are responding to, or replace the extraneous material with "-snip-".

11. Crop Your Post

Fundamental Rule: Use spoilers when making or quoting a very long post.

Details:
The [spoiler] tag is your friend. When making or quoting a very long post, or one which not everyone might want to read, please add spoilers, so as to avoid taking up a large amount of the page.

If you are giving a spoiler of a recently released book or film, put it in a spoiler tag, to give people who haven't read/watched it a chance. As a general rule of thumb, give a month for films post-release (as release dates may be different in different areas) and two months for book releases.

12. Rein In Rudeness

Fundamental Rule: The golden rule: treat others how you want to be treated.

Details:
Remember, there are other, real people behind the nations on the RMB. Everyone here is a human being with emotions and the right to be respected.

While dissent with regional officers (LC, Delegate, CRS, and Ministers) is perfectly acceptable, remember that they are people too, and worthy of basic human decency. The regional officers should be respected at all times just as any other member of the region should.

When debating, always remember to attack the argument rather than the person making it. If you find yourself getting heated, try to take a step back. Personal insults, insults to intelligence, etc. will not be tolerated. The only form of debate banned on the RMB is that over a particular suppression. For more information, see the Help Section at the end of this document.

13. Don't Ride on Foals

Fundamental Rule: Single word or similarly short posts are not appreciated on the RMB.

Details:
Single word posts that do not advance conversation are not allowed. If you find yourself wondering if a post is both unsubstantial and too short, it likely is. This rule does not mean you have to post several paragraphs of content every time you want to post. Single sentence posts, single word greetings, and single-word replies quoting other posts are still allowed under this rule.

However, at the discretion of the Local Council, posts deemed to be insubstantial and not contributing to the regional discourse will be suppressed. An excellent way to avoid this is to add thought to your posts.

Thank you for reading, and remember to follow these guidelines!

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy your stay here in TSP!

~~~HELP!~~~

If you believe a post breaks the rules and should be suppressed, wish to appeal to have a post unsuppressed, wish to appeal a formal warning, or have any questions about the laws of the RMB, you can contact your current Local Councillors through telegrams:

TescoPepsi
Petea
Evinea

OR

Lodge complaints or comments with the following nation:

The tsp local council

This nation is controlled by the LC, ensuring all Local Councillors can see your complaints or comments. Remember, the rules of respect apply to telegrams as well as the RMB.

Official moderation appeals must follow the process laid out in the Standard Moderation Policy dispatch.



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Demonos
What in the actual Melix and Russo... -_-
And as I said above, please don't double post.
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Aluur wrote:How do militaries work?

*breathes in*
Do you want to defend regions across the multiverse from mysterious hawks and wolves? Do you want to smite the evil decadency known as fascism? Do you just want to go on fun adventures and make new friends? If any of these apply, you should enlist in the South Pacific Special Forces!
Our dear Minister of Defence Fihami would be happy to have you in service. :>

Welcome to the South Pacific Special Forces!

What are the South Pacific Special Forces?

The South Pacific Special Forces (or SPSF) are the South Pacific’s official military. We defend the Coalition, work for the South Pacific’s foreign interests, and just have fun through military gameplay!

What’s military gameplay and why should I be interested?

Twice a day, NationStates updates. It goes through the regions in a set but random order, and within those regions, it goes through the nations in a set but random order. As the game goes through each nation, it counts how many endorsements they have. When it finishes going through the region, it makes the highest endorsed nation the delegate of the region. Delegates can have a lot of control over regions - they can even destroy them, if the founder isn’t around. Military gameplay is the art of controlling who becomes delegate.

Raiders can take over regions by endorsing a raider nation, and making it delegate so that it has complete control over the region. Defenders try to either stop raider nations from becoming delegate in the first place, or take the region back by making a native nation delegate again.

Military gameplay is one of the cornerstones of inter-regional politics. It can introduce you to the wide, wild world of NS Gameplay, which has characters and stories and rich history on an epic scale. It can also introduce you to our good friends and allies in other regions. Unlike roleplay wars, military gameplay isn’t just imaginary - our actions have a real effect on the NS world. It's also pretty fun in the real world! A good tag run or chase can fill you with adrenaline. Restoring a region to native control can be extremely satisfying. Pulling off a successful operation with your companions doesn't just give you that sweet feeling of a hard-won victory, but is a great foundation for friendships. It's also a great foundation for an interregional political career, as military expertise gets your name known in the wider world of the game. You could be feared, hated, or loved throughout gameplay...

Why join the SPSF?

The SPSF is one of the most active GCR militaries in the game. We are a defender military - meaning we protect vulnerable regions from being taken over and destroyed by foreign forces. We have some of the most knowledgeable military gameplayers in the whole game working with us. And you can gain that knowledge too! The SPSF offers some of the highest-level training in the game - all you have to do is provide interest, willingness to learn, and passion, and you'll quickly be climbing the ranks to the top.

By joining the SPSF, you are also helping out the South Pacific. If the South Pacific is ever in danger, the SPSF will be the cornerstone of its defence. While our smaller ops might seem like they are just for fun, or just to fulfill foreign policy objective, we are also building up the skills that the SPSF needs for its core objective, which is to defend the Coalition. So by joining the SPSF, you may become a South Pacifican hero some day!

How can I join the SPSF?

The SPSF has two sections: the Tsunami Force and the Tidal Force.

Updates occur at 12 AM and 12 PM in Eastern Standard Time, or 5 AM and 5 PM in Universal Standard Time. These last about an hour, and this is when we conduct time-sensitive operations. You will need a Discord account and a forum account. If you can be online at update sometimes, even as little as once a week.

Guide: Click on the link will open a form. Fill in information it asks you, tick the Ministry of Defense box in the Applying for section, and click Submit application near the bottom.

If you can’t make those times, or just don’t want to, then the Tidal Force is for you! The Tidal Force conducts simpler and less time-sensitive (but still valuable!) missions. You don’t need a forum or Discord account for this, but of course you are always welcome to join.

Have any questions? Our Prime Minister Purple Hyacinth (flowerpetal#4093) and General HumanSanity (HumanSanity#9270) will be happy to help!


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sorry, force of habit

Demonos, Volaworand, Fihami, Proctethia, and 4 othersPurple Hyacinth, Shangyuen, Rotenaplistan, and The left kuomintang

Shangyuen wrote:Here, have some weapons.

A nation which got weapons from a regime we oppose! Time to act on this!

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 2 othersRotenaplistan, and The left kuomintang

I am, at this second, watching Amy Coney Barrett take the oath of office.

This is absolute nonsense.

Ah, well.

So it goes.

Drystar, Demonos, Volaworand, Proctethia, and 7 othersMelicorium, Odakra, Bulbasaur reichpact, Purple Hyacinth, Shangyuen, Rotenaplistan, and The left kuomintang

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Bear connors paradiso

Cohuila Y Tejas wrote:To rephrase myself, the very fabric in which the universe was created prevents me from having genuine social interaction with any female.

....How do you know you're not having contact with females on this board ??? Hell the whole TSP government is run by ovaries.

Demonos, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 1 otherThe left kuomintang

Shangyuen

The left kuomintang wrote:Oh by the way when does Z-day begin?
(Cause I want to get ready)

1.603*10^48 to 6.41*10^48 Planck Time Units from now.

Kandorith wrote:A nation which got weapons from a regime we oppose! Time to act on this!

wut?

Proctethia, Melicorium, Rotenaplistan, and The left kuomintang

Shangyuen wrote:1.603*10^48 to 6.41*10^48 Planck Time Units from now.
wut?

I dunno, all we would do is just glare angrily anyway.

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, Rotenaplistan, and 1 otherThe left kuomintang

Western fardelshufflestein

Bear connors paradiso wrote:....How do you know you're not having contact with females on this board ??? Hell the whole TSP government is run by ovaries.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO IS AND IS NOT FEMALE? WHAT IS THE MALE-FEMALE RATIO IN TSP? ON THIS WEBSITE? WHA--
*Boink*

Bear connors paradiso, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 1 otherRotenaplistan

Uzkrain socialist republic wrote:BRUH WHO'S AMERION

"Excuse me, would you like to learn about our Lord and Savior, Admiral Delegate General Amerion?"

Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and 4 othersPurple Hyacinth, Shangyuen, Saint Cinder, and The left kuomintang

Bear connors paradiso wrote:....How do you know you're not having contact with females on this board ??? Hell the whole TSP government is run by ovaries.

I'm pretty sure PenguinPies, Fihami, Purple Hyacinth, and Auphelia don't make up the whole TSP government.

Amerion wrote:"Excuse me, would you like to learn about our Lord and Savior, Admiral Delegate General Amerion?"

Hail the Supreme Leader!

Amerion, Auphelia, Proctethia, and Shangyuen

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