The United Kingdom of Triumphiam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aldous Luxley with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 4.085 billion Triumphers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxa City. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphiam economy, worth 729 trillion Luxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,485 Luxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, the blood on the hands of Aldous Luxley may not be metaphorical, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triumphiam's national animal is the Silver Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Triumphiam is ranked 5,008^th in the world and 144^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 131.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.