The Republic of Renway is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.266 billion Renwegians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.0%.

The very strong Renwegian economy, worth 438 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,195 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Osiris, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the 'sing-a-long with President' album is a popular souvenir, and atheists on vacation find a major religion's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Renway's national animal is the Show deer.

Renway is ranked 97,027^th in the world and 3,265^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -9.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.