The Harmonious Association of NARAQuagzuretopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tuzumuki Salvador with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.985 billion Maynilakyonese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cartagena. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maynilakyonese economy, worth 593 trillion Maynilakyonese Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,892 Maynilakyonese Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. NARAQuagzuretopia's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

NARAQuagzuretopia is ranked 283,007^th in the world and 4,010^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 5.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.