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I installed "Public Protest" policy to protest against tyranny of the majority.

Before Eraver:

Majority: Hahaha, I made the dissident illegal.

Minority: Boo, You stink!

After Eraver:

Majority: Oh my god, the minorities are rebelling the majority government.

Minority: We formed the minority government, Yay!

East supple lund

Aerilia wrote:How many did they promise you?

Four

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Goodnight everyone.

*Submerges under the water*

Good night!

Malphe wrote:Don't you dare.

Zazumo is evil, you should petition to Pallaith to have him kicked out of the region.

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Goodnight everyone.

*Submerges under the water*

Goodnight :D

Zazumo wrote:They're lurking now so I can't say.

*shifty eyes*

So...Malphe, Territorio di Nessuno, and Sanjurika?

Good idea

Sanjurika wrote:Four

Four? How did he afford that? Wow

Aerilia wrote:Zazumo is evil, you should petition to Pallaith to have him kicked out of the region.

Then I would be homeless. Plz don't!

Yugobatania wrote:

OOC: VADM (Vice Admiral) Vickers Anderson is currently in a helicopter right now

IC: Anderson hears the transmission. He proceeds to pick up the radio.

"SRAM, this is Acrobat (Anderson's callsign). I'm currently en route to the original 49th YACG rendezvous point. Make sure to send a rescue team as well. This old hunk of junk is almost out of fuel. Fuel levels are near depleted. ETA 2 hours, over."

Anderson places back the microphone. He looks at the door next to him, and pats.

"Just stay with me a little longer. We're almost there," he says, as if trying to comfort a small child. He slowly increases the throttle, cautiously watching the tick on the fuel gauge go down ever slowly.

Yes sir ,they are on their way!

Eraver had a minority government.

Neo eurasian commonwealth

East supple lund wrote:Yep
Real bad stuff I can’t repeat here
So ask a mod or get on Discord

Darn oof

East supple lund

Zazumo wrote:Then I would be homeless. Plz don't!

Then find a home and kidnap the owners, that's the first thing I did when I moved to TNP.

Aerilia wrote:Then find a home and kidnap the owners, that's the first thing I did when I moved to TNP.

Yeah, and you drank all the beer in my refrigerator and left the bathroom a mess! LOL!

Novare res wrote:Yeah, and you drank all the beer in my refrigerator and left the bathroom a mess! LOL!

ou made a large mess ON MY LAWN YOU SHELLFISH CREATURE

Novare res

East supple lund

Lorigia wrote:Darn oof

Yep
Oh and if u need weapons/supplies gimme a shout
And maybe combat troops but thats not guaranteed

Tanabon and Lorigia

Aerilia wrote:Then find a home and kidnap the owners, that's the first thing I did when I moved to TNP.

I'm not very good at kidnapping people. They always seem to escape. I should learn to tie better knots.

Neo eurasian commonwealth

Zazumo wrote:I'm not very good at kidnapping people. They always seem to escape. I should learn to tie better knots.

you could use zip ties or duct tape

Aerilia and Lorigia

Lorigia?

Lorigia

Novare res wrote:Yeah, and you drank all the beer in my refrigerator and left the bathroom a mess! LOL!

But I did release you

Eventually...

And I didn't ask for anything else, plus I watered all the plants. But still you didn't send me a Christmas card :(

Zazumo wrote:I'm not very good at kidnapping people. They always seem to escape. I should learn to tie better knots.

Try duct tape, some say you can even build a house using it.

Novare res, Zazumo, and Lorigia

East supple lund

Aylwater wrote:Lorigia?

Hey, just a tip, but u should probably withdraw b4 his allies come in...

Lorigia

Does anyone know the ten plane commandments?

Aerilia and Lorigia

Aerilia wrote:Try duct tape, some say you can even build a house using it.

All I have is scotch tape. Do you think that will work?

Deerfenland wrote:Does anyone know the ten plane commandments?

? who what where how when

Hello People! Have a lovely day/night!

LONG LIVE TNP!

East supple lund wrote:Hey, just a tip, but u should probably withdraw b4 his allies come in...

Well WHEN are his allies coming in? Are they awake irl? Unless so,then I won't be dropping out! Lorigia will be my pupp-er, friend. Speaking of him,hey Lorigia you haven't replied to my rp post!

Triekru and Lorigia

Aylwater wrote:[spoiler=The Distraction]

Derwin Crommel looks at some photos from the battle. The bombers have just because ...regular part of this battle. If this continues-what will they do? Will bombers be an everyday thing? Will we have to use WMD? NO! He had...another idea.
“Bomb right behind them! This...will cause a distraction! And then our tanks can...encircle them!”

Most of the bombers fly right behind the soldiers,bombing right behind them,creating a very large holes and ditches in the ground,making it already hard for supplies and reinforcements to come in. As that’s killing and injuring Lorigian soldiers along with guns being shot by Aylwaterians,the tanks come in and encircles most of the Lorigian troops,in which half are already in! However, Derwin knows that it doesn’t mean that they’ll surrender. He’ll have to wait it out. Meanwhile,reinforcements arrive. The Aylwaterian reinforcemesnts b

As they see the Planes make holes in the ground it made it harder to get more troop by Vehicle the Soldiers had casualties to the ten thousands as Soldiers took cover in the bomb sized holes the Bombers left then planes crashed into the ground exploding after a planes engine got shot by a fighter plane there wasn't much progress and the Lorigian Soldiers haven't Surrendered yet as the 3 tanks exploded on the battlefield As back in Ketrogrande People crowd around and see recruiters going to people's houses and asking for volunteers for the army a recruiter goes to a house and knocks on the door the door opens and a woman is in the doorway
"Excuse me M'am but I work for the army and I would like if one of your Male Son or Husband to come to the frontier with Aylwater" Recruiter
"Hey Viktor! Can you come here?" Viktor's Wife
Viktor comes down stairs and sees the Recruiter
"Oh I see you want me to go to the front... I will go!"Viktor
"I like your spirit! When you are ready we will leave"Recruiter
"I'm ready to go and die for my country" Viktor
"Excellent!" Recruiter
Viktor gets in the military vehicle with other people who are volunteering for the war it is silent the Military Vehicle drives off and Viktor's Wife waves goodbye

Deerfenland wrote:Does anyone know the ten plane commandments?

1. flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
2. You must have a BAC of over 0.05 to be able to fly a plane
3. Planes may not be driven on roads, unless the plane runs out of fuel and you have to push it to a petrol station.
4. Pilots must be strong enough to push a plane to a petrol station
5. If a passenger asks "are we there yet" the pilots must turn the plane back.
6. If the pilots become ill due to having fish for dinner, turn on the otto pilot
7. Suitcases must be attached to the outside of the plane to keep the inside clean
8. You must have at least 1 hour experience of flying a plane in GTA San Andreas
9. If the cockpit fills up with smoke open a window
10. Do not crash the plane

Zazumo wrote:All I have is scotch tape. Do you think that will work?

Um... well it's worth a try.

Zazumo, Lorigia, and Deerfenland

East supple lund

Aylwater wrote:Well WHEN are his allies coming in? Are they awake irl? Unless so,then I won't be dropping out! Lorigia will be my pupp-er, friend. Speaking of him,hey Lorigia you haven't replied to my rp post!

well, I assume tomorrow. They're only among the most powerful nations on SR. Oh, and I'm throwing myself into the mix too
Welp
Can't say I didn't warn ya

Tanabon and Lorigia

Tanabon

East supple lund wrote:well, I assume tomorrow. They're only among the most powerful nations on SR. Oh, and I'm throwing myself into the mix too
Welp
Can't say I didn't warn ya

Can I sell you supplies that you can secretly sell to Lorgia. We need to make logistics and explaining everything as convoluted as possible.

Great solordia, Lorigia, and East supple lund

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