The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaspar Hauser with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.207 billion Dispersi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disperso economy, worth a remarkable 4,363 trillion Nientes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 269,212 Nientes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Kaspar Hauser to meetings with foreign heads of state, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Disperso pirates, and fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Territorio di Nessuno's national animal is the Boh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Territorio di Nessuno is ranked 471^st in the world and 24^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 200.28 law-abiding acts per hour.