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I like Pizza with ketchup
That's just wrong.
Territorio di Nessuno, Krondaka, and The philosophy of chance
Ministry of Defence, Ciste d'aois, St.Constantine
A young officer sits at his desk next to the double doors that lead to the personal office of Field Marshal Sir Cornelius Haverton who is incharge of the British Bayonet forces along the True algerstonia border. The officers freshly ironed uniform barely moving as he typed away on his keyboard, reading over the recent military review. The room is silent, not even the breath of the Guards who stand at the Field Marshals doors breath can be heard.
Then the hallway is full with clatter as the noise of steel boots on the floor alerts the officer to attention as a Old Corporal hands him a dark brown envelope that is addressed to Sir Haverton. Immediately the young officer knocks on the doors to be given permission to enter which he is quickly given.
Inside the office books and maps line the walls, hiding its colours. In the middle of the room 6 dark wooden seat sit around a circular table with a map of the world spread out across it with small coloured models depicting the alligence of each nation. Beyond the Table lyes a desk covered with papers of logistical information of the reassigned units. Behind the desk with a lit cigar in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other sits Field Marshal Haverton.
The Young officer immediatly stands at attention and begins "Field Marshal Sir! I have been given a envelope that is addressed to you Sir!", The Officer steps forward and hands him the envelope which Haverton opens before giving it back to the young officer orders "Read it", slowly the officer reads to Field Marshal Haverton "From the Nation of True Algerstonia 'Greetings. The Military Junta wants to know why you are building extra security measures around our borders. Emigration is banned and Algerstonia seldom sends troops to our border, so what gives?' that is all" the officer finishes.
Sipping his whiskey Field Marshal Haverton says, "their a joke, don't they think people will try to escape and we have to deal with it, it's bad enough their led by generals instead of a truly magnificent system such as ours or better yet ruled by us, but i digress, war is costly and expensive so get ready to write boy" as the officer quickly grabs a pen and paper before Haverton begins:
"To whoever in True algerstonia this may concern,
I am Field Marshal Sir Cornelius Haverton, Head of the British Bayonet forces along the True algerstonia border and i will be the highest up your demand will go and will answer it as best as i can.
Firstly i see no reason for you to object to the actions of our nation as I was not aware that we needed your approval for our great nation to do what it likes, let alone what it likes within our own border.
Now let me ask you why would we not seek to secure and protect our own nation, from military threats to hostile migration which my nation will not stand for. Especially when you are a military Junta which means that we will not and cannot trust your nation and thus have decided to take matters into our own hands by securing our border and building up its protection, to protect our nation and her people from any possible threat.
Now I will be bringing up another division to the border as of this event.
If you would like to try and make further demands as to why my nation chooses to take the actions it chooses to do, feel free to try and do so!"
-"end it there boy, then send a message to the Emperor Requesting one of the divisions that have recently had many new recruits, we will drill them into the special forces up here and strike fear into those fools across the border"
Speaking of unicorns:
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/archaeology/siberian-unicorn-found-to-weigh-over-35-tonne/news-story/446e016e2bb6663d68696eef874f0d04
Fine, I won't tell @everyone. I'll use @here instead.
Fact of the day: The sound of the automatic doors opening on the U.S.S. Enterprise, is a Russian train's toilet flushing.
Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, and The philosophy of chance
WHAT IS A SIBERIAN UNICORN ???!?!??!?!
Post self-deleted by Raccooniah.
Thanks!
and for some reason I didn't see this post, must have been distracted from all the telegrams.
You must be very popular. :D
Goodnight!
Well today seems to be a day for telegrams.
Construction of International Highway 1.
“Good morning Cyan City, This is KGRB, 102.4 The Panther, We got some exciting news today, as a international highway is being proposed! The route consists of running from Kuborgisk, Old Maritime Territory, (Raccooniah) To Possibly Somewhere In the Northerneastern Part of A Country.”
Ananas gehen nicht auf Pizza, man muss viel lernen ...
Gnite!
Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, and Krondaka
Pineapple does go on pizza!
No me.
I must agree he must not go unpunished!
Only in Oseania (Hawaii)
No it doesn't. *pulls out a puppet of an Italian man, mouthing words I totally am not saying*
Yea man, ketchup does not go on pizza!
Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, and Krondaka
Pineapple goes on pizza, one thing it doesn't go on are burgers.
https://www.hungryjacks.com.au/Upload/HJ/Media/Menu/Product/Main/SummerBBQ_imagesSummer-BBQ-Tendercrisp-burger-_WEB.png
How are you even meant to eat it? the burger will fall apart before you manage to get a bite.
Hawaiian pizza is the most popular type of pizza in Australia...
Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, and Belgiumlandbourg
your not going to have the proposed international highway go through your country.
Post by Ghaptia suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
Well...of course not, Aerilia is a tiny island.
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