The Unified People´s Republic of Crilland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lucius Izunia with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 7.836 billion Crills are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veridia. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Crillandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Green Paper Rectangles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,730 Green Paper Rectangles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the news is showing footage of Lucius Izunia bullying an old man to the point of tears, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Veridia" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crilland's national animal is the Chainsaw Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church Of Money.

Crilland is ranked 4,471^st in the world and 219^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.25 law-abiding acts per hour.