The Federation of Sycruliovin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Emiliano Chijany with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.228 billion Sycruliovinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rybi Ayada. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sycruliovinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,379 trillion monetaes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,467 monetaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, third world countries are rich in "I Love Rybi Ayada" t-shirts, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sycruliovin's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Sycruliovin is ranked 169,526^th in the world and 3,703^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 149.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.