The Kingdom of Neo Hungarica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Menelis with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 16.789 billion Neo Hungaricans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Budapest. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Hungarican economy, worth a remarkable 4,238 trillion Fiorentines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 252,466 Fiorentines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown. Neo Hungarica's national animal is the Sensitive turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is garabonciás.

Neo Hungarica is ranked 6,905^th in the world and 372^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.84 law-abiding acts per hour.