Population | 2.598 billion |
Capital | The Socialist City Of Lenberg |
Leader | Chairman Leopold III |
Faith | Lezaseian Orthodoxy |
Currency | Holy Christ Dollars |
Animal | The Eagle Of The Hammer and Sickle |
The Socialist People's Republic of Lezaseia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Leopold III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.598 billion Lezaseians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Socialist City Of Lenberg. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lezaseian economy, worth 329 trillion Holy Christ Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,783 Holy Christ Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
You can tell when Lezaseians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lezaseia's national animal is the The Eagle Of The Hammer and Sickle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lezaseian Orthodoxy.
Lezaseia is ranked 162,547th in the world and 3,656th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lezaseia was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Following new legislation in Lezaseia, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
- : Lezaseia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Lezaseia was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Lezaseia was endorsed by The Empire of Dillimore.
- : Lezaseia was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Lezaseia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Lezaseia was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Lezaseia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ubeland.
- : Lezaseia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Eralan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 160 » Chipoli, Jeltronian WA Mission, Laforeia, Territorio di Nessuno, Pallaith, Gorundu, Unshleepd, Aguaria Major, Corfad, Shibutani, Ethnon, Bankowiata, Southern Moosetopia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, The Rhein States, PlanetMercury, Advancia-Sizzletown, Great Bights Mum, Koda-Land, Radicaster, Kwaj, Atrito, North Bratislava, Varisland, Russila, Confederacy of North America, Darkanistan, Esperonia, Nouvel Empire, Marlducro, New Lakemba, Kandorith, Laurendon, Wisconsota, Former English Colony, PotatoFarmers, Dreadton, Catalis, Simone Republic, Siwale, South Parter, Sil Dorsett, Frieszia, New-Ferytland, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Loutsland, IHateRights, and 110 others.Deliber, Idotistanistan, Wilkshire, Kingdom of Time, Pinky Queen, Petronellania, Wineclaw, Ijo, Wolffoxia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Bedsonya, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Inclement Space, Arucaria, Tugupaw, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Racoda, Sindoesia, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, Aerilia, Zandos, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Lionsroar, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Confederate States of America, Misdainana, Randoes, Hyphen, Omnistria, Alogiada, Phoronu, Galbadiana, Old Emporia, Unsophisticate, Azzarel, Soviet Terran, Felpolandia, Rex Republic, Walter Jackson, Necromonia, Seenvorland, Regallio, Malta Comino Gozo, Dicko, Pradovnia, Ayuzhhhhh, Chukstik Illahi, Mortionia, Hentaigraado, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Neptunian Military Administration, Q w e r t y, Rainengrad, Horrorlandian State, Eurocom, Yukti, Sunnaria, United States of Medford, United Orange Valley States, Lemonbiscuits, Bagojo, The Redwood Isles, Latin Crimea, Thought Obliteration, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Illusia and Neverendia, Great Mataram, Cinnibar, Eggplant Island, Love Shack, Furballland, Xagill, Verderiesdre, The Zheng Dynasty, Luminerra, Zerentopia, McMasterdonia, Zelenaya Dolina, Arostica, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Texaska, Singamadri, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, Davidianian, and Picairn.