Population | 32.727 billion |
Capital | Parrot Bay |
Leader | Kyp |
Faith | Piracy |
Currency | doubloon |
Animal | parrot |
The Fmr Grand Vizier of KypsCrew is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kyp with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 32.727 billion KypsCrewians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parrot Bay. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient KypsCrewian economy, worth a remarkable 4,193 trillion doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 128,138 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, cities in KypsCrew declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and towns are often run by puppets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KypsCrew's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piracy.
KypsCrew is ranked 52,993rd in the world and 2,714th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 26.25 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : KypsCrew was endorsed by The Cashtitutional Monarchy of Jamil Federations.
- : KypsCrew was endorsed by The Republic of Javi Mon.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, towns are often run by puppets.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, cities in KypsCrew declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : KypsCrew voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : KypsCrew was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Economic Output, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : KypsCrew was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Bananas are good ok.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » Dragonian Alliance, Tethys 13, Arkadia Universalis, Infinitedeathville, Elthalion, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Cretanja, Kharostia, Onberuwu, Holmica, Bananas are good ok, Javi Mon, and Jamil Federations.