The Fmr Grand Vizier of KypsCrew is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyp with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 32.591 billion KypsCrewians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parrot Bay. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient KypsCrewian economy, worth a remarkable 4,166 trillion doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 127,841 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KypsCrew's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piracy.

KypsCrew is ranked 2,466^th in the world and 105^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.74 law-abiding acts per hour.