The Centralist Republic of Kabarovsk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Oleg Vasiliev with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.187 billion Kabarovskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovetskaya Gavan. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kabarovskian economy, worth 329 trillion Denariis a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,505 Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-upping each other in conversation is strictly prohibited, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and government-run brothels can be found on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabarovsk's national animal is the Siberian Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Kabarovsk is ranked 69,578^th in the world and 1,931^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,130.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.