The Federative Repúblic of Gateshi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Presidente Roberto Benëros Nedes with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.376 billion Gateshians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gatesilia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gateshian economy, worth 794 trillion Qatevs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 235,227 Qatevs, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gateshi's national animal is the Caramel Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gateshi is ranked 108,929^th in the world and 52^nd in Flanelistan for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 179.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.