The Free Land of Freedom Africa is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.631 billion Freedom Africans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Healthcare, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzaland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom African economy, worth 290 trillion lead paint chips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,376 lead paint chips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 583,269 per year while the poor average 11,092, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, nation-building is the new national pastime, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Freedom Africa's national animal is the mom, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freedom.

Freedom Africa is ranked 235,707^th in the world and 7,106^th in Chicken overlords for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.