The Free Land of Freedom Africa is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.725 billion Freedom Africans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cocainaville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom African economy, worth 451 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,175 Freedom Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 791,663 per year while the poor average 7,314, a ratio of 108 to 1.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Cocainaville River, and all prisons have been eliminated. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Freedom Africa's national animal is the hairy eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church Of Freedominity.

Freedom Africa is ranked 294,010^th in the world and 1,299^th in Chicken overlords for Most Authoritarian, with 12.45 milliStalins.