The Parliamentary Gold of Northern Cagas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Grand Parliament with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.487 billion Northern Cagasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordin. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Cagasian economy, worth 275 trillion E-Sagons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,604 E-Sagons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Cagas's national animal is the Maine Coon Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northern Cagas is ranked 266,887^th in the world and 342^nd in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.