The Militaristic Republic of Danslandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Samuel Summersons with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.033 billion Danslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juritsburg. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Danslandick economy, worth 831 trillion Vermunts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,058 Vermunts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danslandia's national animal is the Danslandick Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The True Church of Joe.

Danslandia is ranked 11,203^rd in the world and 25^th in The Kodiak Republic for Safest, scoring 119.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.