The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The devout population of 38.3 billion Galactic Muppets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darth Kermitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,165 trillion Green Backs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,534 Green Backs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Kermit's national animal is the muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darth Kermit is ranked 83,356^th in the world and 30^th in Texas for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.