The 😈 Admiral General 👿 of Amerion is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Admiral General Stewie G with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.075 billion Amerionians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amitropolis. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amerionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,630 trillion Myerins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,153 Myerins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, contestants on Amerion's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amerion's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Amerion is ranked 6,459^th in the world and 153^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,369.39 on the Clooney Contribution Index.