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Daddy wolfbucks wrote:Quite so, good sir or madame. I hear there is a wolf child in need of a good home?

I can assure you that I provide all manner of orphans good lodgings and a bright future!

Ignores what you say, but points to you ominously
PURGE IT! MAX BARRY SHALL TAKE YOU, FOUL IMPOSTER!
Continues dancing

Plazland, BearStackof2015, Mystic forest, and Daddy wolfbucks

Mystic forest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ojn3Lgg1mI

Live footage of a citizen in Kampf Empire, 2019, colorized.

Daddy wolfbucks wrote:Quite so, good sir or madame. I hear there is a wolf child in need of a good home?

I can assure you that I provide all manner of orphans good lodgings and a bright future!

Another one of these wily wolves trying to snatch a cub

Plazland, Pakitsk, BearStackof2015, Mystic forest, and 1 otherDaddy wolfbucks

Mystic forest wrote:

Coven Leader Malice nods back and says "I am happy to be in such a wonderful sounding country."

Back on the ship a loud groan is heard and the ship tilts over and Malice looks over and yells "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING! I TOLD YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE DAMN SPELLS!" She turns to Tereza and says "My apologies, excuse me for a second." She quickly trots over back to the ship and boards back on, still somehow walking on it with the ship being at an almost full 45 degree tilt, and descends down the stairs. With another loud groan the ships goes back to the original position, and a mast snaps off crashing into the water due to the movements. Malice walks back up and sees it and says "You three, with me, telekinesis on the mast, get a mender Enchanter here as well ready for the repairment." Thee of the ship crew nod, and they go onto the dock and cast a couple spells, with another person going onto the dock as well holding a book.

The mast lifts out of the water, and slowly sturdies itself upon the broken base. The Mender Enchanter casts a spell, and the cracks disappear with a flash. Malice nods and says "Thank you. Now don't mess with them again!"

She soon walks back to her father and Tzar Tereza and Anna. She says "My apologies, fools they are."

Tereza looks unimpressed by the actions and events that had just unfolded in front of her, but Anna does look slightly surprised on how the vessel hasn't sunk to the bottom of the sea yet, with the mask breaking with a little movement of the ship.

"Apology accepted." Tereza responds, blinking a little for continuing. "Not every person if perfect, it's part of the faults of the human brain, even if it's so complex." She sighs a little at the end, closing her eyes fully this time. Anna looks at a small, holographic, watch on her wrist, after raising it, and looks a little surprised at what time it is.

"Mother," she looks up from her watch, and back to her mother Tereza. "I think it's time we start to go to the Affairs building."

"Oh, it's that time already?" She looks down at Anna, who nods in response. She lets out another sigh, before tuning back to the visitors. "Well, I think it's time we get a move on. We're not here to chat on the meeting dock all day, da?"

Pakitsk and Mystic forest

Gorbastan wrote:We'll give you a bunch of silver too.

If you don't comply I'll get your citizens addicted to methamphetamine and make them sell your tea.

Well that escalated quickly. Guess I'm seceding my tea now (but not the tisanes).

Pakitsk and Mystic forest

Daddy wolfbucks wrote:Quite so, good sir or madame. I hear there is a wolf child in need of a good home?

I can assure you that I provide all manner of orphans good lodgings and a bright future!

do you provide proper education in maintenance and use of a 2014 Bahtenyahn repetition rifle and its bayonet attachment?

Pakitsk and Daddy wolfbucks

Upper saust latiegebestica

Mystic forest wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ojn3Lgg1mI

Live footage of a citizen in Kampf Empire, 2019, colorized.

The heck did I jyst see.

Mystic forest

Upper saust latiegebestica wrote:The heck did I jyst see.

The work of god.

Fedele wrote:Another one of these wily wolves trying to snatch a cub

What? I am affronted by the very accusation! That is wolfism! I am simply a lonely wolf with a mansion filled with servants, and yet no one to love as my own. My poor wife died many moons ago, and though I howl for her memory, I find myself remembering her longing for a child.

Pakitsk wrote:Ignores what you say, but points to you ominously
PURGE IT! MAX BARRY SHALL TAKE YOU, FOUL IMPOSTER!
Continues dancing

. . .

I see.

sways side to side

Am I dancing enough?

Mystic forest

Plazland wrote:
Tereza looks unimpressed by the actions and events that had just unfolded in front of her, but Anna does look slightly surprised on how the vessel hasn't sunk to the bottom of the sea yet, with the mask breaking with a little movement of the ship.

"Apology accepted." Tereza responds, blinking a little for continuing. "Not every person if perfect, it's part of the faults of the human brain, even if it's so complex." She sighs a little at the end, closing her eyes fully this time. Anna looks at a small, holographic, watch on her wrist, after raising it, and looks a little surprised at what time it is.

"Mother," she looks up from her watch, and back to her mother Tereza. "I think it's time we start to go to the Affairs building."

"Oh, it's that time already?" She looks down at Anna, who nods in response. She lets out another sigh, before tuning back to the visitors. "Well, I think it's time we get a move on. We're not here to chat on the meeting dock all day, da?"

Tereza is a d*ck confirmed

Malice nods and says "Of course. I would like to see this beautiful city. Come along father." He nods, and they are ready to follow Tereza and Anna.

Fedele wrote:Another one of these wily wolves trying to snatch a cub

Howls loudly, ending with an animalistic snarl. The unseen drums begin to get louder, hammering in people's ears and making it difficult to hear. The moon turns blood red.
PURGE! WE WILL DESTROY THE SCUM, THE SUBVERSIVE, THE SADISTIC AND VILE FALSEHOODS! MAX BARRY SHALL TAKE THEM ALL!

Fedele, BearStackof2015, and Mystic forest

Upper saust latiegebestica wrote:The heck did I jyst see.

A normal day in Neue Königsberg.

Pakitsk, The angel of charity, BearStackof2015, Levantin, and 1 otherMystic forest

Top 10 Nations that should become ROs

Pakitsk, Mystic forest, and Daddy wolfbucks

New union of sovereign soviet republics

Mystic forest wrote:

To: The Leader of the New Union of the Sovereign Soviet Republics
From: The Coven Leader of the Coven of the Mystic Forest
Topic: Discussion of a Visit

Greetings to the leader of the New Union of the Sovereign Soviet Republics. We are contacting you upon the wishes of a diplomatic meeting between you and the Coven Leader of the Coven of the Mystic Forest. We are awaiting your response.

Signed by: Coven Leader Malice, followed by the Coven Leader Emblem, the Coven Symbol, the Coven flag, the Coven Military Coat of Arms, and the Coven Council Emblem.

To: The Leader of Plazland
From: The Coven Leader of the Coven of the Mystic Forest
Topic: Discussion of a Visit

Greetings to the leader of Plazland. We are contacting you upon the wishes of a diplomatic meeting between you and the Coven Leader of the Coven of the Mystic Forest. We are awaiting your response.

Signed by: Coven Leader Malice, followed by the Coven Leader Emblem, the Coven Symbol, the Coven flag, the Coven Military Coat of Arms, and the Coven Council Emblem.

A letter The Brazen Red Star On it’s cover arrives telling the Leader of MF That a visit from them is welcome

Pakitsk and Mystic forest

. . . are we putting wolves on the extermination list now?

A very strong wind sweeps Kampf's terror blimps out to sea. Various nuns high-five in undisclosed locations.

Plazland, Pakitsk, Mystic forest, and Daddy wolfbucks

BearStackof2015 wrote:Top 5 Nations that should become ROs

1. Bearstack of 2016
2. Bearstackof1845
3. BearStackof2015
4. Bearstackof2013
5. Bearstackof2019

Fedele, Pakitsk, BearStackof2015, and Mystic forest

Mystic forest

New union of sovereign soviet republics wrote:A letter The Brazen Red Star On it’s cover arrives telling the Leader of MF That a visit from them is welcome

A letter is sent back that a ship will arrive shortly.

Plazland and Soviet Republics, I will be back shortly, have to be away from laptop for a few minutes.

Plazland, Pakitsk, and New union of sovereign soviet republics

New union of sovereign soviet republics

Mystic forest wrote:A letter is sent back that a ship will arrive shortly.

Plazland and Soviet Republics, I will be back shortly, have to be away from laptop for a few minutes.

Ok

Plazland, Pakitsk, and Mystic forest

Wiranath wrote:1. Bearstack of 2016
2. Bearstackof1845
3. BearStackof2015
4. Bearstackof2013
5. Bearstackof2019

What about the other 5

whilst wolves are dangerous to the farmers, they are necessary for a healthy ecosystem in many areas. This fact makes a Lot of people Really, Really Angry.

Fedele, Pakitsk, The angel of charity, and Mystic forest

Brethren wrote:. . . are we putting wolves on the extermination list now?

A sound like a thousand wolves howling all at once booms across the sky, ending with a growl that would send Fenrir running for cover. The blood red moon is obscured, but not fully hidden, by dark storm clouds, raining down and thundering.
PURGE THE FALSE ONES! PURGE THE LIARS AND TRAITORS!
And no, we're not purging all wolves. Only the DUPLICITOUS DOGS WHO WOULD DARE TO DEMAND THE WOLF CUB!

Fedele, Plazland, Kampf Empire, Wersh, and 3 othersThe angel of charity, Brethren, and Mystic forest

Brethren wrote:. . . are we putting wolves on the extermination list now?

A very strong wind sweeps Kampf's terror blimps out to sea. Various nuns high-five in undisclosed locations.

They fly back

Plazland, Pakitsk, Brethren, and Mystic forest

5 likes and I’ll raise Pakitisk to a 5, 6, or 7

Pakitsk, Wiranath, and Mystic forest

Mystic forest wrote:

Tereza is a d*ck confirmed

Malice nods and says "Of course. I would like to see this beautiful city. Come along father." He nods, and they are ready to follow Tereza and Anna.

Tereza nods, soon nodding down at Anna, who as turned around and started walking away. Anna nods back, after Tereza has turned around, also, and start's to walk to a large train like vehicle. It's glass windows look almost non-existent, only seen my the lighting from said vehicles inside. On closer exception, there is no driver for the vehicle, or no way for a person to even drive it, but that may be in the design.
Anna gets into the vehicle through an open section, soon closely followed by Tereza herself. They each go to the same end of the vehicle, soon standing near a window and looking at the visitors.

Mystic forest wrote:A letter is sent back that a ship will arrive shortly.

Plazland and Soviet Republics, I will be back shortly, have to be away from laptop for a few minutes.

Ah, alright.

Grabs vodka bottle and drinks it's contents.

Pakitsk, BearStackof2015, and Mystic forest

Pakitsk wrote:A sound like a thousand wolves howling all at once booms across the sky, ending with a growl that would send Fenrir running for cover. The blood red moon is obscured, but not fully hidden, by dark storm clouds, raining down and thundering.
PURGE THE FALSE ONES! PURGE THE LIARS AND TRAITORS!
And no, we're not purging all wolves. Only the DUPLICITOUS DOGS WHO WOULD DARE TO DEMAND THE WOLF CUB!

Oh, I understand, you're frighteningly insane.

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