The Commonwealth of United Vica Scoldus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by weiduwake with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.225 billion United Vica Scoldusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of weiduwake city. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Vica Scoldusian economy, worth 726 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,920 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Vica Scoldus's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Vica Scoldus is ranked 155,769^th in the world and 2,733^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 341.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.