The Greater Commonwealth of United Tropics of Torchland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Pierre Poilievre with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.533 billion Torchlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Torch and Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Torchlandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,312 trillion Torchlandic Pound and Condorian Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 307,042 Torchlandic Pound and Condorian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, children are disappointed their allowances are no longer convertible to gold, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, and yoga studios are being converted into yoga research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Tropics of Torchland's national animal is the Springbok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Tropics of Torchland is ranked 205,284^th in the world and 96^th in Avaldonia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.