The Federation of Tasoland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Liberne with a fair hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.139 billion Tasolandians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rirostad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tasolandian economy, worth 118 trillion Tasonks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,816 Tasonks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, the Tasolandian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, and Catholicism has been named as Tasoland's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tasoland's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Tasoland is ranked 90,839^th in the world and 1,488^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,226.25 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.