The Disputed Territories of NotEthiopia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 388 million NotEthiopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse NotEthiopian economy, worth 36.4 trillion Not Birrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,744 Not Birrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NotEthiopia's national animal is the Not a lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NotEthiopia is ranked 161,749^th in the world and 2,861^st in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 249.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.