The Confederacy of Global Helvetia is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 217 million Global Helvetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Global Helvetian economy, worth 15.0 trillion Global Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,139 Global Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, autocrats are persona non grata, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Global Helvetia's national animal is the Friedenstaube, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Global Helvetia is ranked 158,740^th in the world and 2,784^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 291.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.