The Liberated Republic of Free-Fellas is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Head Ministry Council of Free-Fellas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.282 billion Free-Fellasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mega-Cool-Freedom-Capital City. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Free-Fellasian economy, worth 36.1 trillion colorful papers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,190 colorful papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, nobody likes bad boys any more, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free-Fellas's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free-Fellas is ranked 279,504^th in the world and 4,882^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.