The Council Republic of Rhode Island and the Narragansett is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Central Committee of Proletarians with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.063 billion Rhode Islanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Providence - Keihtotàn. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhode Islandic economy, worth 496 trillion Rhode Islander Labor Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,179 Rhode Islander Labor Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, the New Providence - Keihtotàn Film Festival recently voted 'Rhode Islander Getting Hit By Football' as best film, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime is totally unknown. Rhode Island and the Narragansett's national animal is the Rhode Island Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhode Island and the Narragansett is ranked 14,320^th in the world and 260^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 337.4 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.