Population | 11.939 billion |
Capital | St Constantine |
Leader | Lucian Constantine Publis Pius Aurelius |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | New Luciannovan Denarius |
Animal | Awesome Possum |
The Apostolic Commonwealth of New Luciannova is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lucian Constantine Publis Pius Aurelius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.939 billion New Luciannovans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Constantine. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Luciannovan economy, worth a remarkable 4,445 trillion New Luciannovan Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 372,372 New Luciannovan Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime is totally unknown. New Luciannova's national animal is the Awesome Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
New Luciannova is ranked 86,569th in the world and 12th in New Western Atlantic for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Luciannova, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
- : Following new legislation in New Luciannova, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in New Luciannova, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in New Luciannova, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
- : Following new legislation in New Luciannova, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in New Luciannova, immigrants who don't like the taste of New Luciannovan Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
- : Following new legislation in New Luciannova, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
- : New Luciannova was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in New Luciannova, gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so".
- : Following new legislation in New Luciannova, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.