The Allied States of Easuber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bingus Sphinxus with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.545 billion Easuberians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolftown. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Easuberian economy, worth 202 trillion Eas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,223 Eas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

International negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Easuber's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Easuber is ranked 97,543^rd in the world and 137^th in Thaecia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 569.05 pounds of wildlife per square mile.