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Ok
The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Cardboard lootbox, Versatran, World assembly of the studly spud, and 1 otherThat one country that stole your cheezit
Just claiming the title just wouldn't be the same.
I have standards, you know.
Consigahria, The Salaxalans, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, and 5 othersCardboard lootbox, Versatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and That one country that stole your cheezit
Do you tend to save the best for last?
Well then keep reading and you'll find out why you should vote for Kasadea
to be The Fry at the Bottom of the Bag.
Have you ever felt like your taste buds were having a party?
Have you ever tasted something that you felt like you were seeing the face of god?
Have you ever tasted a fry that doesn't compare to any other?
Well, that is what Kasadea feels like...
Wouldn't you like to save it at the bottom of the bag for the end?
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Or would you rather cover that taste with an inferior fry?
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If you vote for Kasadea, you'll also receive a free unlimited refill for your favorite soda!
Vote Platypus for More Platypus!
https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/375/vote-platypus-more
It's Chief Executive election time again, so I've written a campaign post to seize your votes and influence the government of Spiritus, which sounds fraudulent but is just how elections work I guess.
Vote Feirmont for...dangit I had something for this....maybe dabbing unicorns or something I don't know
I'm running for the top spot too, and I wrote an ode to you all:
Hey all! It's round two time. So let's go through the campaign promises (with a tl;dr at the bottom). If you want to go through the entire ride with me, then just follow along.
You're walking around Spiritus.
There's no one around and you're bored as heck.
Out of the corner of the forums you spot him:
Feirmont as Chief Executive.
He's following you, about 3 posts back
He gets on his computer and breaks into a productive sprint
He's gaining on you
Feirmont as Chief Executive.
You're looking for something to do but you're all bamboozled
He's almost upon you now
And you see there's posts on the forum
My God, there are posts everywhere!
Running for your culture (Feirmont's gonna deliver)
He's brandishing a plan (it's Feirmont as Chief)
Lurking in the Discord
Hoping to be your Chief Exec Feirmont!
Living on the forums (Feirmont)
Planning festivals for sport (it's Feirmont)
Making friends abroad
Actual Executive Feirmont!
You look away
Thinking to yourself
"Culture, is that it?"
Smh Feirmont
Wait! That isn't it! (Feirmont surprise)
There's Foreign Affairs in his head and a list his eyes
You lean in to listen:
Rekindling fun with our Allies
Festivals and Friendship with our Allies
Normal Tuesday night with our Allies
Building on Platy's framework
But there's also the gameside community
He's working with the Del, he's working with the polls
You look forward to things, we all have lots of fun
It's all clear in your head now
You have just elected Feirmont!
tl;dr
I'm still very culture/internal affairs oriented and a lot of my attention will be on those aspects of the region. However, I will still actively work on Foreign Affairs closely with knowledgeable members of the region. I am also planning on expanding the ministries and push Spiritus on the track forward that's been set! Vote #ExecMont2020 for whacky Feirmontness!
It's bad, but in a good way. Like me...or not like me whatever gets the voters on my side I've no shame
The Chief Executive election will start on Sunday the 31st on the forums.
The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, Haremm, and 3 othersWorld assembly of the studly spud, Jefferfilia, and That one country that stole your cheezit
This incessant RMB political stumping is for the birds. 😒
Drooling on babies, stealing candy, promising potatoes, casting aspersions as to the character of Auntie Aleks... it's a cesspit of amoral megalomaniacal corporate stooges.
That said, vote 🥔
Huzzah!
Always vote 🥔
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Legendus, The Salaxalans, Feirmont, Muahhahah, and 5 othersPlease be kind and rewind, Haremm, Kasadea, Jefferfilia, and That one country that stole your cheezit
Damn, that Drewpocalypse die-off starting to hit us now...
Fortunately it's hitting all the other regions too!
Smokestack and riddlepike, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, Haremm, and 2 othersJefferfilia, and That one country that stole your cheezit
Just wanted to say, Don’t cosplay as a historical figure. Especially one from WW2… That is all for today.
Parrona, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, Haremm, and 1 otherThat one country that stole your cheezit
Huzzah! A fellow man of culture. Indeed, we need culture around these parts. I, for one, would vote for Feirmont as Chief Executive of Spiritus. May the spuds be ever in your favor.
Smokestack and riddlepike, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, Kasadea, and 1 otherThat one country that stole your cheezit
We need a fearless leader, but we don't want our leadership to be Feir-less! Vote Feir for Chief Executive!
Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, Haremm, Kasadea, and 1 otherThat one country that stole your cheezit
Good!
Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, Haremm, Kasadea, and 1 otherThat one country that stole your cheezit
Hello Spiritus,
Don't vote for me. Just don't do it. I'm dangerously underqualified to handle any position of importance and an overall terrible candidate for myriad reasons. I have no experience in government. I'm relatively inactive on the RMB, the forum, and the Discord. Furthermore, I have nothing to contribute to the progress and welfare of this region I have little to no stake in. And so, if elected, I would first consider a heinous mistake to have occurred. Under my purely superficial rule as the stale fry of Spiritus, you can reasonably expect nothing to change. The items of business most immediately relevant to the typical Spiritan's life are luckily left in the hands of qualified elected individuals like Delegate The Salaxalans, and you might not even notice how terrible I actually am until the next Fry election. Still, would you really want to set off this bold new chapter in Spiritus history on such a low note? I think not. Don't vote Dootdootdootlydoot. This isn't a ploy at reverse psychology. It is in fact because of reverse psychology that I suspect getting exactly zero votes will be much more difficult than simply getting the most. If I don't make my message known, I could reasonably expect a few uninformed votes. 44 Spiritans did their civic duty in the last RMB poll held, and a staggering 26 voted for the temperature system named after the guy who designed it backwards. Clearly, I also cannot trust my fellow citizens to make intelligent voting decisions in a vacuum. Spiritus will decide the fates of my competitors as a collective, and I wish them all the best. But my campaign is shattered by just a single individual. Your vote quite literally means more to me than to my opponents. So vote for Kasadea or Kialga. For Legendus or Kumquatian Confederacy. Yep, that's it, that's all the candidates. But whatever you do, don't vote Dootdootdootlydoot. My name is Dootdootdootlydoot "Doot" Poop-poop, and I am running to be the first inaugural Fry at the Bottom of the Bag of Spiritus: your FIFatBotBoS. However, to facilitate informed voting decisions during the week of elections (which begins very soon!), I wish to be immediately transparent with the people.
JOIN THE DOOT CAMPAIGN AND MAKE SURE YOU CAMPAIN'T VOTE FOR ME!
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