Why should you vote for Kiki to be the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag?
Well simple! The Fry at the Bottom of the Bag is the one you never realized you had or wanted, but it's always the best fry out of the whole bag. You get that moment of pure bliss as you finish the bag with that wonderful last fry. It is best summarized in the following poem I have written.

The Fry at the Bottom of the Bag
The one that is certainly not a drag
So we shall not lollygag
And get on with this moment of swag

I am very similar to that fry
While I am the best, I am very shy
My rights to this position you cannot deny
I cannot be quick to say goodbye

So your vote should go to KiKi
His pants are always khaki
And while he never goes to ski
He knows how to edit a wiki

And with that, I conclude on why you should vote me as The Fry at the Bottom of the Bag. In many ways I am very similar to the Fry that lingers at the Bottom of the Bag. I am a piece of joy you don't expect when you're finishing your meal. I am soft and lovable, and even though I can be very salty, I make the entire experience so much more enjoyable. Remember to cast your vote for KiKi (Kialga) on June 1st for The Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!

And a campaign promise! If you all elect me as The Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, everyone gets a free pair of khakis with potatoes in the pockets!

ALSO! Be sure to check out my totally original song cover for the second half of this campaign!