The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.358 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 43,815 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,010,541 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,204,039 per year while the poor average 242,999, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 142,183^rd in the world and 2^nd in Nintendo for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 37,390.04 Standard Monetary Units.