The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.315 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 43,580 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,006,128 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,371,118 per year while the poor average 223,027, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and selfie stick use is a required Scout badge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Nintendo for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.