The Commonwealth of Argesea is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 46.702 billion Argeseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Argesean economy, worth a remarkable 6,599 trillion Kedris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,308 Kedris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argesea's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Argesea is ranked 285,570^th in the world and 7^th in Tarn Vedra for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -28.11 on the Clooney Contribution Index.