The Commonwealth of Argesea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 46.682 billion Argeseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Argesean economy, worth a remarkable 6,596 trillion Kedris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,308 Kedris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argesea's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Argesea is ranked 241,873^rd in the world and 2^nd in Tarn Vedra for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.78 kickbacks per hour.