The Rogue Nation of Mail Jeevas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Yuu with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.972 billion Mail Jeevites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nia. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mail Jeevasian economy, worth 924 trillion matts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,868 matts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Mail Jeevasian democracy, it takes a village to catch a criminal, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and posters on 'Mail Jeevasian Values' advise against being proud of Mail Jeevas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mail Jeevas's national animal is the dhole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Latter-Day Torrents.

Mail Jeevas is ranked 13,467^th in the world and 4^th in Lair of the Dragon for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,733.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.