The Most Serene Republic of Hanaga is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Regent Bratislava Quinn with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.011 billion Hanagans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eyiel. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The all-consuming Hanagan economy, worth a remarkable 1,758 trillion Asaks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,611 Asaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, political shows are fit for purpose, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanaga's national animal is the black widow spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hanaga is ranked 41,120^th in the world and 4^th in Roman Byzantine Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,107.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.