Governor: 
The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Rocain Museum, Rocain Daycare, Rocain Recycling, Rocain Stats, and Marnagarthean Integration.
Tags: Issues Player, Large, Password, Puppet Storage, and Silly.
Regional Power: Moderate
Rocain Labs contains 58 nations, the 433rd most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Advanced Public Education in Rocain Labs
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, Rocain Labs is ranked 2,976th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Radical Hedonists of Cain A P-R Rd v1 | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Hedonism, Atheism, Anarchy” | |
| 2. |  The Bountiful Benefits of Cain A C-G Gn v1 | Democratic Socialists | “Health, Education, Science, Culture” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Cain G HiL Law v0 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Striving for justice” | |
| 4. | The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Discovery!” | |
| 5. |  The Mindless Conformism of Cain M Inc v0 | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I'll have whatever they're having” | |
| 6. |  The Jingoistic States of Cain G HiN Pat v0 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Striving for greatness” | |
| 7. |  The So-Called Utopia of Cain O-P Ut v1 | Democratic Socialists | “The good life: Peace, Health, Kindness, Joy” | |
| 8. |  The Who Cares of Cain M Z00 v0 | Father Knows Best State | “Slouching towards apathy” | |
| 9. |  The Most Serene Republic of Cain G HiH Fun v0 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Striving for happiness” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Cain G HiD Dem v0 | Conservative Democracy | “Striving for democracy” |
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Regional Happenings
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The Ruination of Cain M N00 v0 arrived from Rocain Daycare.
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The United Kingdom of Cain G HiT Rfj v0 departed this region for Rocain Recycling.
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- : Cain m ds or-t v0 departed this region for Rocain Recycling.
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- : Cain m ds or-b v0 departed this region for Rocain Recycling.
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The Federal republic of Imperial Dhoutaland of the region Democratic Unity withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
- : The Federal republic of Imperial Dhoutaland of the region Democratic Unity proposed constructing embassies.
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- : The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
Rocain Labs Regional Message Board
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Good morning, everyone! I feel like I might have overslept a little. Anyway, it's great to be awake again! And, it's great to now be #679 in the World for Most Automobile Manufacturing.
After a long nap. there's nothing better to do than go shopping! And, as we are now #886 in the World for the largest Retail Industry, there's just no better place to do it!
Our great nation, famous for lack of Rudeness, has now been revealed as #771 in the World for Most Recreational Drug Use. Our secret is now out. Everyone is too mellowed out to be mean to each other. We've at last found the path to universal amity! I bet 
Cain G HiN Pat v0 will be thrilled to hear about this!
Things are happening in Rocain Museum too. Why, only yesterday, we became #993 in the World for the largest Income Gap between Rich and Poor Citizens, with a ratio of 530 to 1. Isn't that impressive? We think so!
That's very nice, I suppose. But our nation has now dropped to #863 for Least Human Development Index. And our rich people are even less human than the poor ones, and very unhappy about the fact that the poor have any money at all. We're going to keep working on that!
Out of the playpen at last!
We are happy to announce that we are now the 995th Most Compassionate nation in the World. You may not care, but we do!
We are thrilled to announce that we gave dropped about 180 levels in the ranking for Least Developed, and now have the 685th Lowest HDI in the Whole World!
I'm sure everyone will be thrilled to learn that we are now #894 worldwide for the Largest Unexpected Death Rate. Not a bad start for our second day here in the Labs.
Today, we became #995 in the World for Most Weaponization. Are you noticing the trend?
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