The Sparkly Green and Orange of Such Is Mango is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mango with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 28.354 billion Such Is Mangoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mango Island. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The powerhouse Such Is Mangoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,423 trillion mangoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,458 mangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and the Mango Island Film Festival recently voted 'Such Is Mangoan Getting Hit By Football' as best film. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Such Is Mango's national animal is the lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mango-love.

Such Is Mango is ranked 11,656^th in the world and 1^st in Redundant Realm of Redundancy for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,419.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.