The Backstage Pass of Rollrockia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elvis with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 14.568 billion Rollrockians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rollrockian economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion tunes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 82,979 tunes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and Elvis's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rollrockia's national animal is the triggerfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Rollrockia is ranked 62,040^th in the world and 4^th in Redundant Realm of Redundancy for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,543.04 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.