The Resident Ratboy of Tungstan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Paige with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 2.089 billion Paiges are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gayborhood. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paige economy, worth 265 trillion rats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,947 rats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million rat battlesuits, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Paige airwaves, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tungstan's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paige.

Tungstan is ranked 31,140^th in the world and 792^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 37.7 flags saluted per person per day.